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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:40
Still no good
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are there girls here who like group sex?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...